Galactic Invader Ah Puch voicelines

God Selection

 * AlienAhPuch_Select.ogg "We come in peace!"

Introduction

 * AlienAhPuch_Intro_1.ogg "I have come to save the Earth... from its people!"
 * AlienAhPuch_Intro_2.ogg "It has been decided."

(1) Undead Surge

 * AlienAhPuch_Ability_1a.ogg "We are your friends!"
 * AlienAhPuch_Ability_1b.ogg "Don't run!"

(2) Corpse Explosion

 * AlienAhPuch_Ability_2a.ogg "Initiate the probe!"

(3) Fleeting Breath

 * AlienAhPuch_Ability_3a.ogg "Can you breathe, human?"
 * AlienAhPuch_Ability_3b.ogg "Die, earthling!"

(4) Empty the Crypts

 * AlienAhPuch_Ability_4a.ogg "Ah Puch barada nikto!"

Low Health

 * AlienAhPuch_Health_Low_1.ogg "You can't kill me, I don't bleed!"
 * AlienAhPuch_Health_Low_2.ogg "Yes, yes. My force shields are impervious."

When placing Wards

 * AlienAhPuch_Ward_Placed_1.ogg "Observe the humans."
 * AlienAhPuch_Ward_Placed_2.ogg "Probe deployed."

When buying Consumables

 * AlienAhPuch_Purchase_Consumable_1.ogg "A souvenir from this planet."
 * AlienAhPuch_Purchase_Consumable_2.ogg "What on Earth is this for?"

When buying Offensive Items

 * AlienAhPuch_Purchase_Recommended_1.ogg "Charging my laser."
 * AlienAhPuch_Purchase_Recommended_2.ogg "Ooh! Death ray! ...Why does it say 'ACME'?"

When buying Defensive Items

 * AlienAhPuch_Purchase_NotRecommended_1.ogg "Force fields are now fully operational."
 * AlienAhPuch_Purchase_NotRecommended_2.ogg "Your Earth weapons are useless!"

When in a Killstreak

 * AlienAhPuch_Kill_Streak_1.ogg "The process has begun!"
 * AlienAhPuch_Kill_Streak_2.ogg "This is how your world ends!"

When killing a Jungle Boss

 * AlienAhPuch_Kill_JungleBoss_1.ogg "Earth bosses are easy!"
 * AlienAhPuch_Kill_JungleBoss_2.ogg "Perhaps we could have studied it."

When destroying a Tower

 * AlienAhPuch_Kill_Tower_1.ogg "All your base are belong to us!"
 * AlienAhPuch_Kill_Tower_2.ogg "Your cities will burn!"

Death

 * AlienAhPuch_Death_1.ogg "What is this poison in your atmosphere?"
 * AlienAhPuch_Death_2.ogg "Release me now..."

Taunts

 * AlienAhPuch_Taunt_1.ogg "Threat of aggression from Earth can no longer be tolerated!"
 * AlienAhPuch_Taunt_2.ogg "Mars means war!"
 * AlienAhPuch_Taunt_3.ogg "Peace? No peace."
 * AlienAhPuch_Taunt_4.ogg "You think this planet is yours? It is not!"
 * AlienAhPuch_Taunt_5.ogg "Prepare to die, Earth scum!"

Directed Taunts

 * AlienAhPuch_Taunt_Directed_Anhur.ogg "The stars are not for man!" (Anhur)
 * AlienAhPuch_Taunt_Directed_Fenrir.ogg "Ooh! The claws." (Fenrir)
 * AlienAhPuch_Taunt_Directed_Hun_Batz.ogg "Leave the mysteries of space to your betters!" (Hun Batz)
 * AlienAhPuch_Taunt_Directed_Kali.ogg "You are one ugly mother." (Kali)
 * AlienAhPuch_Taunt_Directed_Nu_Wa.ogg "Your kind has no place in the final frontier!" (Nu Wa)
 * AlienAhPuch_Taunt_Directed_Serqet.ogg "I'll have to blast you from orbit. It's the only way to be sure." (Serqet)

Jokes

 * AlienAhPuch_Joke_1.ogg "Elvis is not dead. He just went home."
 * AlienAhPuch_Joke_2.ogg "How can astronauts stand peeing in their own space suits?!"
 * AlienAhPuch_Joke_3.ogg "Why would Mars attack the puny, insignificant forces of Earth? Because we'd win."

Laughs

 * AlienAhPuch_laugh_1.ogg "Hehehehehe."
 * AlienAhPuch_laugh_2.ogg "Ha! Hahahahahahahahaha."
 * AlienAhPuch_laugh_3.ogg "Ha! Ha! Hahahahahahahahahaha."