G.I.Zhong Zhong Kui voicelines

God Selection

 * CommandoZhongKui_Select.ogg "Get some!"

Introduction

 * CommandoZhongKui_Intro_1.ogg "Ain't no one doing nothing to nobody 'til I get a read on the situation!"
 * CommandoZhongKui_Intro_2.ogg "This ain't my first rodeo, cowboy! Pay attention, you might learn something."

(4) Recall Demons

 * CommandoZhongKui_Ability_4a.ogg "Papa needs an airstrike!"

Low Health

 * CommandoZhongKui_Health_Low_1.ogg "Just trying to get home, man."
 * CommandoZhongKui_Health_Low_2.ogg "Machine breaks down, we break down. Y'hear?"

When placing Wards

 * CommandoZhongKui_Ward_Placed_1.ogg "I see you!"
 * CommandoZhongKui_Ward_Placed_2.ogg "This is how winning is done!"

When buying Consumables

 * CommandoZhongKui_Purchase_Consumable_1.ogg "Mmm Hmm!"
 * CommandoZhongKui_Purchase_Consumable_2.ogg "Tasty!"

When buying Offensive Items

 * CommandoZhongKui_Purchase_Recommended_1.ogg "Bully!"
 * CommandoZhongKui_Purchase_Recommended_2.ogg "Gimme that!"

When buying Defensive Items

 * CommandoZhongKui_Purchase_NotRecommended_1.ogg "Bully!"
 * CommandoZhongKui_Purchase_NotRecommended_2.ogg "Hmm! Gimme that!"

When in a Killstreak

 * CommandoZhongKui_Kill_Streak_1.ogg "Get some! Yeah!"
 * CommandoZhongKui_Kill_Streak_2.ogg "Come on, you dirty heathens!"

When killing a Jungle Boss

 * CommandoZhongKui_Kill_JungleBoss_1.ogg "That one smells like bologna for some reason!"
 * CommandoZhongKui_Kill_JungleBoss_2.ogg "That's it! Tell 'em what time it is, fellas!"

When destroying a Tower

 * CommandoZhongKui_Kill_Tower_1.ogg "We got ground to cover!"
 * CommandoZhongKui_Kill_Tower_2.ogg "Fill it full of holes!"

Death

 * CommandoZhongKui_Death_1.ogg "This is what a hero looks like..."
 * CommandoZhongKui_Death_2.ogg "That's it! I'm out!"

Taunts

 * CommandoZhongKui_Taunt_1.ogg "You look tired, like you bumped your head or somethin'!"
 * CommandoZhongKui_Taunt_2.ogg "Hope y'all like hamburger meat, because that's exactly what you'll be when I'm done with ya!"
 * CommandoZhongKui_Taunt_3.ogg "Stop tailgating me you pasty napkin!"

Directed Taunts

 * CommandoZhongKui_Taunt_Directed_HunBatz.ogg "How's it going with your pet monkey, chief?" (Hun Batz)
 * CommandoZhongKui_Taunt_Directed_Kumbhakarna.ogg "Woah! Get it together soldier, that's just embarrassing." (Kumbhakarna)
 * CommandoZhongKui_Taunt_Directed_Mercury.ogg "Let's see how fast you move when I riddle you full of holes, champ!" (Mercury)
 * CommandoZhongKui_Taunt_Directed_Sobek.ogg "Yeah, I had to eat crocodile once. Wouldn't mind having it again." (Sobek)
 * CommandoZhongKui_Taunt_Directed_Ullr.ogg "What do you know about the wilderness, tiny man?!" (Ullr)

Jokes

 * CommandoZhongKui_Joke_1.ogg "Birds of a feather flock together... You're more like the turkey that stares into the rain until it drowns!"
 * CommandoZhongKui_Joke_2.ogg "Y'all know y'all comrades are solid when they smell like salt an pepper, that means they're definitely seasoned veterans! Mmmhmm!"
 * CommandoZhongKui_Joke_3.ogg "Had to put my last gun to rest after many battles. Rust in peace, friend."

Laughs

 * CommandoZhongKui_laugh_1.ogg "Hehehehahahaha!"
 * CommandoZhongKui_laugh_2.ogg "Hehehehehehehehehehehe!"
 * CommandoZhongKui_laugh_3.ogg "Hehehehehahaha!"