Critical.DMG Ne Zha voicelines

God Selection

 * Critical.DMG NeZha Select.ogg "Yeah, we're gonna win!"

Introduction

 * Critical.DMG NeZha Intro 1.ogg "Oh great, another pay to win game!"
 * Critical.DMG NeZha Intro 2.ogg "It's time for the annual noob harvest!"

(1) Universe Ring Toss

 * Critical.DMG NeZha Ability 1a.ogg "Your ears ringing yet?"
 * Critical.DMG NeZha Ability 1b.ogg "Ooh, that's gotta hurt."

(2) Flaming Spear

 * Critical.DMG NeZha Ability 2a.ogg "Slap fight!"
 * Critical.DMG NeZha Ability 2b.ogg "1v1 me dude!"

(3) Armillary Sash

 * Critical.DMG NeZha Ability 3a.ogg "Gotcha, sucker!"
 * Critical.DMG NeZha Ability 3b.ogg "Stay awhile!"

(4) Wind Fire Wheels

 * Critical.DMG NeZha Ability 4a.ogg "Here we go!"
 * Critical.DMG NeZha Ability 4b.ogg "You're done now!"

Low Health

 * Critical.DMG NeZha Health Low 1.ogg "You better hit that save just in case!"
 * Critical.DMG NeZha Health Low 2.ogg "For a second there I thought it was game over!"

When placing Wards

 * Critical.DMG NeZha Ward Placed 1.ogg "Ooh, who we spying on today?"
 * Critical.DMG NeZha Ward Placed 2.ogg "I'm liking this strategy!"

When buying Consumables

 * Critical.DMG NeZha Purchase Consumable 1.ogg "Alright, we need to calm down with the neon everything!"
 * Critical.DMG NeZha Purchase Consumable 2.ogg "We are here to OWN, aren't we?"

When buying Offensive Items

 * Critical.DMG NeZha Purchase Recommended 1.ogg "They can't hold me!"
 * Critical.DMG NeZha Purchase Recommended 2.ogg "Just watch me win this!"

When buying Defensive Items

 * Critical.DMG NeZha Purchase NotRecommended 1.ogg "Jeez, that just isn't my style, man!"
 * Critical.DMG NeZha Purchase NotRecommended 2.ogg "Listen, less is more, with these lights, I'm like a walking epilepsy trigger!"

When in a Killstreak

 * Critical.DMG NeZha Kill Streak 1.ogg "Hahahaha, you filthy casual!"
 * Critical.DMG NeZha Kill Streak 2.ogg "Someone stop me, hahahaha!"

When killing a Jungle Boss

 * Critical.DMG NeZha Kill JungleBoss 1.ogg "Oh, hell yeah! That was a sick warmup!"
 * Critical.DMG NeZha Kill JungleBoss 2.ogg "This is our window, let's go!"

When destroying a Tower

 * Critical.DMG NeZha Kill Tower 1.ogg "Nothing can take me down!"
 * Critical.DMG NeZha Kill Tower 2.ogg "Just another obstacle!"

Death

 * Critical.DMG NeZha Death 1.ogg "Egh, we haven't even finished the level yet!"
 * Critical.DMG NeZha Death 2.ogg "Ugh, I just hate respawn timers!"

Taunts

 * Critical.DMG NeZha Taunt 1.ogg "I'm elite! You're Obsolete."
 * Critical.DMG NeZha Taunt 2.ogg "Okay, you can't be serious with those graphics, can you?"
 * Critical.DMG NeZha Taunt 3.ogg "Hahaha, get a load of this noob!"
 * Critical.DMG NeZha Taunt 4.ogg "Don't worry, I ain't a threat! Yet"
 * Critical.DMG NeZha Taunt 5.ogg "I think you're gonna need a hardware upgrade."

Directed Taunts

 * Critical.DMG NeZha Taunt Directed AoKuang.ogg "Beat you again, hahahaha!" (Ao Kuang)
 * Critical.DMG NeZha Taunt Directed ErlangShen.ogg "Nice try buddy, hahahaha!" (Erlang Shen)
 * Critical.DMG NeZha Taunt Directed HunBatz.ogg "The jungle is my domain, dude!" (Hun Batz)
 * Critical.DMG NeZha Taunt Directed Mercury.ogg "Your quickness won't help you in the air, bro!" (Mercury)
 * Critical.DMG NeZha Taunt Directed Xbalanque.ogg "Keep up, bro! Your score is looking hella weak!" (Xbalanque)

Jokes

 * Critical.DMG NeZha Joke 1.ogg "Dear haters, I couldn't help but notice that awesome ends with me, and ugly, starts with "u"!"
 * Critical.DMG NeZha Joke 2.ogg "What if life was just a video-game and dejá-vus were just... checkpoints?"
 * Critical.DMG NeZha Joke 3.ogg "Video games ruined my life! Good thing I have a bajilion extra lives, bwahahaha!"

Laughs

 * Critical.DMG NeZha laugh 1.ogg "Bhahahahaha!"
 * Critical.DMG NeZha laugh 2.ogg "Hahahaha!"
 * Critical.DMG NeZha laugh 3.ogg "Hahahahaha!"