Kaiju Sobek (Placeholder) voicelines

God Selection

 * KaijuSobek_Select.ogg Denise: "And now the news, with Channel 4!"

Introduction

 * KaijuSobek_Intro_1.ogg Tony: "What has happened here today was caused by a force entirely beyond the scope of man's imagination!" Denise: "Brought to you live by: Channel 4. First on the scene."
 * KaijuSobek_Intro_2.ogg Denise: "We go now to the Senior Giant Monster Correspondent Tony Evangelos, live in the field. Tony, what's it like out there?" Tony: "Are you serious?!"
 * KaijuSobek_Intro_Growl_01.ogg Kaiju: "*Roar*"

(1) Charge Prey

 * KaijuSobek_Ability_1a.ogg Kaiju: "*Roar*"

(3) Sickening Strike

 * KaijuSobek_Ability_3a.ogg Kaiju: "*Roar*"

(4) Lurking in the Waters

 * KaijuSobek_Ability_4a.ogg Tony: "Oh god! It's back!"

Low Health

 * KaijuSobek_Health_Low_1.ogg Tony: "Even after all that damage, it's still alive..."
 * KaijuSobek_Health_Low_2.ogg Denise: "Keep us posted, Tony."

When placing Wards

 * KaijuSobek_Ward_Placed_1.ogg Tony: "I think it knows I'm here."
 * KaijuSobek_Ward_Placed_2.ogg Denise: "Did you see that?"

When buying Consumables

 * KaijuSobek_Purchase_Consumable_1.ogg Tony: "Oh god! What's it going to use that for?!"
 * KaijuSobek_Purchase_Consumable_2.ogg Tony: "What in the world was that?!"

When buying Offensive Items

 * KaijuSobek_Purchase_Recommended_1.ogg Tony: "It appears to be arming itself!"
 * KaijuSobek_Purchase_Recommended_2.ogg Tony: "Oh god! It has a weapon!"

When buying Defensive Items

 * KaijuSobek_Purchase_NotRecommended_1.ogg Denise: "Like it wasn't strong enough already. Right, Tony?" Tony: "*Panic noises*"
 * KaijuSobek_Purchase_NotRecommended_2.ogg Denise: "How strong is it now, Tony?" Tony: "I think you should come out here and check it yourself, Denise!"

When in a Killstreak

 * KaijuSobek_Kill_Streak_1.ogg Tony: "Can it even be killed?!"
 * KaijuSobek_Kill_Streak_2.ogg Tony: "What will it take to stop this thing?!"

When killing a Jungle Boss

 * KaijuSobek_Kill_JungleBoss_1.ogg Denise: "The top of the primordial ecosystem."
 * KaijuSobek_Kill_JungleBoss_2.ogg Tony: "Dear lord. It's hunting."

When destroying a Tower

 * KaijuSobek_Kill_Tower_1.ogg Tony: "It's tearing through towers like they were little models!"
 * KaijuSobek_Kill_Tower_2.ogg Tony: "My god! The destruction!"

Death

 * KaijuSobek_Death_1.ogg Tony: "*Choked screaming*..."
 * KaijuSobek_Death_2.ogg Denise: "Stay classy, SMITE fans..."

Taunts

 * KaijuSobek_Taunt_1.ogg Denise: "This just in: Enemy team drastically overestimating their odds of victory."
 * KaijuSobek_Taunt_2.ogg Denise: "Forecast of scattered beatdowns with a 100% chance of getting wrecked."
 * KaijuSobek_Taunt_3.ogg Tony: "I say again: If you're on the enemy team, please stay in your homes until the All Clear is given!"
 * KaijuSobek_Taunt_4.ogg Denise: "What are you seeing, Tony?" Tony: "It looks like an enemy team about to be completely destroyed!"
 * KaijuSobek_Taunt_5.ogg Denise: "Stay tuned for-" Tony: "Doom!"

Directed Taunts

 * KaijuSobek_Taunt_Directed_Bacchus.ogg Denise: "Here's a story: Local man dies of heart attack." (Bacchus)
 * KaijuSobek_Taunt_Directed_Bellona.ogg Tony: "The people's hero has fallen, just like all the rest..." (Bellona)
 * KaijuSobek_Taunt_Directed_Hercules.ogg Tony: "Why did he think he could stop this... this thing?!" (Hercules)
 * KaijuSobek_Taunt_Directed_Khepri.ogg Tony: "It appears the great beetle has been slain!" (Khepri)
 * KaijuSobek_Taunt_Directed_Kukulkan.ogg Tony: "The great lizard has fallen!" (Kukulkan)
 * KaijuSobek_Taunt_Directed_Medusa.ogg Denise: "The acid factor of Medusa's blood creates a toxic- Er... Nevermind, that's wrong. Sorry." (Medusa)

Jokes

 * KaijuSobek_Joke_1.ogg Denise: "You know what they say about the news?" Tony: "What's that, Denise?" Denise: "You have the right to remain silent. Anything you say will be misquoted and then used against you!" Tony: "Hahaha! Hahaha..."
 * KaijuSobek_Joke_2.ogg Denise: "Analysts predict Chaos takes a 29-15 lead over Order with a 90% chance that I'm wrong, Tony." Tony: "Uh... Great?"
 * KaijuSobek_Joke_3.ogg Tony: "I-I got one! How many editors does it take to change a lightbulb?" Denise: "Are you kidding? It was supposed to be in place last week!"
 * KaijuSobek_Joke_4.ogg Denise: "And that's the way the city crumbles. Back to you, Tony."
 * KaijuSobek_Joke_5.ogg Tony: "Denise? Reports indicate this Kaiju feels no remorse and seeks only to destroy all those around him." Denise: "A lot like my first marriage, Tony."
 * KaijuSobek_Joke_6.ogg Denise: "A recent poll shows 50% of our viewers think Kaiju is here to protect us, 40% destroy us, and 10% that he's just looking for a good time." Tony: "Similar to the results from our presidential survey, Denise."
 * KaijuSobek_Joke_7.ogg Tony: "It looks like this Kaiju is evolving! Adapting to survive in its new surroundings!" Denise: "Much like your hairpiece, Tony."

Laughs

 * KaijuSobek_Laugh_1_Denise.ogg Denise: "Hehehehe."
 * KaijuSobek_Laugh_1_Tony.ogg Tony: "Hahahahahahaha."
 * KaijuSobek_Laugh_2_Denise.ogg Denise: "Hahahahaha."
 * KaijuSobek_Laugh_2_Tony.ogg Tony: "Heheheheha. Hahahahaha."
 * KaijuSobek_Laugh_3_Denise.ogg Denise: "Hahahahahahaha."
 * KaijuSobek_Laugh_3_Tony.ogg Tony: "Hehehehehehehehehe."