Michelangelo Mercury voicelines

God Selection

 * MichelangeloMercury select.ogg "Michelangelo. But call me Mikey."

Introduction

 * MichelangeloMercury intro 1.ogg "Mikey here! I love videogames, skateboarding, pranking my brothers and, duh, pizza!"
 * MichelangeloMercury intro 2.ogg "Michelangelo is on the move! You can't see me, bra!"

(1) Made You Look

 * MichelangeloMercury ability 1a.ogg "How do you stop what you can't even see?"
 * MichelangeloMercury ability 1b.ogg "You just got shell-shocked!"

(2) Maximum Velocity

 * MichelangeloMercury ability 2a.ogg "Chuck it out!"
 * MichelangeloMercury ability 2b.ogg "Turtles were born to fly!"

(3) Special Delivery

 * MichelangeloMercury ability 3a.ogg "California roll!"
 * MichelangeloMercury ability 3b.ogg "Whoopsie Daisy!"

(4) Sonic Boom

 * MichelangeloMercury ability 4a.ogg "CO-WA-BUN-GA!!!!!"
 * MichelangeloMercury ability 4b.ogg "Hang ten, bra!"

Low Health

 * MichelangeloMercury health low 1.ogg "Okay. The healing can begin. Any time now."
 * MichelangeloMercury health low 2.ogg "Uh dude,.. I think I need to change my shell."

When placing Wards

 * MichelangeloMercury ward placed 1.ogg "Bra, I have no idea what this does."
 * MichelangeloMercury ward placed 2.ogg "Let's peep the scene, dudes!"

When buying Consumables

 * MichelangeloMercury purchase consumable 1.ogg "Wo ho ho ho, what's that one do?"
 * MichelangeloMercury purchase consumable 2.ogg "Duuuuude, I found one of these in the sewer once."

When buying Offensive Items

 * MichelangeloMercury purchase recommended 1.ogg "This is almost as good as chocolate and mushroom pizza!"
 * MichelangeloMercury purchase recommended 2.ogg "Uhh, shiny!"

When buying Defensive Items

 * MichelangeloMercury purchase notrecommended 1.ogg "You know I can't be trusted with nice things."
 * MichelangeloMercury purchase notrecommended 2.ogg "Dudes. Where do I even put this?"

When in a Killstreak

 * MichelangeloMercury kill streak 1.ogg "COWABUNGA!!!"
 * MichelangeloMercury kill streak 2.ogg "Totally radical!"

When killing a Jungle Boss

 * MichelangeloMercury kill jungleboss 1.ogg "Bebop and Rocksteady's got nothing on this dude."
 * MichelangeloMercury kill jungleboss 2.ogg "That dude's straight nasty!"

When destroying a Tower

 * MichelangeloMercury kill tower 1.ogg "Awesome."
 * MichelangeloMercury kill tower 2.ogg "Righteous!"

Death

 * MichelangeloMercury death 1.ogg "Ugh.. shell shock.."
 * MichelangeloMercury death 2.ogg "Woah.. wipeout.."

Taunts

 * MichelangeloMercury taunt 1.ogg "You think you're tough, huh? You think you're tough enough to stand up to my hot nunchuck fury!?"
 * MichelangeloMercury taunt 2.ogg "Oh yeah, boy! Never underestimate the dude with the nunchucks!"
 * MichelangeloMercury taunt 3.ogg "Can we get this over with soon? I've got an extra large anchovy peanut butter pizza waiting for me home."
 * MichelangeloMercury taunt 4.ogg "Don't beat yourself up, dude. Let me do that for you."
 * MichelangeloMercury taunt 5.ogg "I'm here, I'm there, I could be anywhere!"

Directed Taunts

 * MichelangeloMercury taunt directed bastet.ogg "Oh look, a kitty! Here kitty, kitty, kitty!" (Bastet)
 * MichelangeloMercury taunt directed change.ogg "Oh, I'm gonna totally pet your rabbit!" (Chang'e)
 * MichelangeloMercury taunt directed fafnir.ogg "Woo! Are you a real leprechaun?" (Fafnir)
 * MichelangeloMercury taunt directed kuzenbo.ogg "I work with the guy that looks like you. You're way pushier than he is." (Kuzenbo)
 * MichelangeloMercury taunt directed ratatoskr.ogg "Watch it, dude!" (Ratatoskr)
 * MichelangeloMercury taunt directed xbalanque.ogg "Dude, that's not how you use nunchucks." (Xbalanque)

Jokes

 * MichelangeloMercury joke 1.ogg "Wise men say, 'Always forgive, but never buy a pizza without extra pepperoni.'."
 * MichelangeloMercury joke 2.ogg "Leo's always giving me great advice. I know it's good, because I'm super confused afterwards."
 * MichelangeloMercury joke 3.ogg "What kind of photos does a turtle take? Shelfies!"

Laughs

 * MichelangeloMercury laugh 1.ogg "(Laughs)"
 * MichelangeloMercury laugh 2.ogg "(Laughs)"
 * MichelangeloMercury laugh 3.ogg "(Laughs)"