Uncle Zeus voicelines

God Selection

 * UncleZeus_Select.ogg "Zeus wants you!"

Introduction

 * UncleZeus_Intro_1.ogg "Your hero is right here! See this body? Flawlessly sculpted in service of our country!"
 * UncleZeus_Intro_2.ogg "Ask not what your country can do for you: Ask what you can do for Zeus!"

(1) Chain Lightning

 * UncleZeus_Ability_1a.ogg "Electric justice!"

(2) Aegis Assault

 * UncleZeus_Ability_2a.ogg "Hyaa!"
 * UncleZeus_Ability_2b.ogg "Hyahahahaha!"

(3) Detonate Charge

 * UncleZeus_Ability_3a.ogg "'Murica!"

(4) Lightning Storm

 * UncleZeus_Ability_4a.ogg "Glorious lightning!"
 * UncleZeus_Ability_4b.ogg "Strike down!"

Low Health

 * UncleZeus_Health_Low_1.ogg "Woooh! This body will never be defeated."
 * UncleZeus_Health_Low_2.ogg "Freedom can never be stopped!"

When placing Wards

 * UncleZeus_Ward_Placed_1.ogg "Drone launched."
 * UncleZeus_Ward_Placed_2.ogg "I'll keep a close eye!"

When buying Consumables

 * UncleZeus_Purchase_Consumable_1.ogg "It's nine o'clock somewhere!"
 * UncleZeus_Purchase_Consumable_2.ogg "Ah, the freedom to enjoy this frosty beverage!"

When buying Offensive Items

 * UncleZeus_Purchase_Recommended_1.ogg "Gimme that Zeus juice!"
 * UncleZeus_Purchase_Recommended_2.ogg "I'll bring the thunder!"

When buying Defensive Items

 * UncleZeus_Purchase_NotRecommended_1.ogg "I'll protect them all!"
 * UncleZeus_Purchase_NotRecommended_2.ogg "The only shield I need is liberty!"

When in a Killstreak

 * UncleZeus_Kill_Streak_1.ogg "If you don't believe me I will make you believe!"
 * UncleZeus_Kill_Streak_2.ogg "I will show them the Zeus truth!"

When killing a Jungle Boss

 * UncleZeus_Kill_JungleBoss_1.ogg "Manifest destiny!"
 * UncleZeus_Kill_JungleBoss_2.ogg "I don't negotiate with monsters!"

When destroying a Tower

 * UncleZeus_Kill_Tower_1.ogg "Another victory!"
 * UncleZeus_Kill_Tower_2.ogg "Tear them down!"

Death

 * UncleZeus_Death_1.ogg "An honorable defeat..."
 * UncleZeus_Death_2.ogg "These colors don't run..."

Taunts

 * UncleZeus_Taunt_1.ogg "Take note: It is easier to do a job right than to explain why you didn't."
 * UncleZeus_Taunt_2.ogg "The only thing you have to fear is Zeus himself!"
 * UncleZeus_Taunt_3.ogg "Speak softly and carry a big lightning bolt!"

Directed Taunts

 * UncleZeus_Taunt_Directed_Cabrakan.ogg "Ain't no mountain high enough!" (Cabrakan)
 * UncleZeus_Taunt_Directed_Geb.ogg "I claim the earth in the name of the glorious U.S. of A!" (Geb)
 * UncleZeus_Taunt_Directed_Nox.ogg "Sometimes the night is darkest before the dawn... Get dawned on!" (Nox)
 * UncleZeus_Taunt_Directed_Tyr.ogg "Now you know what good ol' fashioned american justice looks like!" (Tyr)
 * UncleZeus_Taunt_Directed_Ymir.ogg "We won the cold war!.. Again!" (Ymir)

Jokes

 * UncleZeus_Joke_1.ogg "You know why there are no knock-knock jokes about America? Because, son, freedom rings!"
 * UncleZeus_Joke_2.ogg "When in doubt, 'murica out!"
 * UncleZeus_Joke_3.ogg "On a scale from 1 to 10, I give America a 17...76!"

Laughs

 * UncleZeus_laugh_1.ogg "Hahahahahaha!"
 * UncleZeus_laugh_2.ogg "Ohohohoho!"
 * UncleZeus_laugh_3.ogg "Hohohohohahahaha!"
 * UncleZeus_laugh_4.ogg "Ahahahahaha!"