Nerd Rage Cabrakan voicelines

God Selection

 * NerdCabrakan_Select.ogg "Cabrakan!"

Introduction

 * NerdCabrakan_Intro_1.ogg "Mooom! I need a sammich ASAP!"
 * NerdCabrakan_Intro_2.ogg "Ooh! Get ready for some nerd-on-nerd action!"

(1) Seismic Crush

 * NerdCabrakan_Ability_1a.ogg "Watch this!"

(2) Refraction Shield

 * NerdCabrakan_Ability_2a.ogg "Grreh!"

(3) Tremors

 * NerdCabrakan_Ability_3a_01.ogg "Mo-*Beep*!"
 * NerdCabrakan_Ability_3a_02.ogg "Mo-*Beep*!"
 * NerdCabrakan_Ability_3a_03.ogg "F-*Beep*!"
 * NerdCabrakan_Ability_3a_04.ogg "C-*Beep*!"
 * NerdCabrakan_Ability_3a_05.ogg "D-*Beep*!"
 * NerdCabrakan_Ability_3a_06.ogg "D-*Beep*!"
 * NerdCabrakan_Ability_3a_07.ogg "G-*Beep*!"

(4) Tectonic Shift

 * NerdCabrakan_Ability_4a.ogg "Let's get it ON!"

Low Health

 * NerdCabrakan_Health_Low_1.ogg "D'ow, my glasses!"
 * NerdCabrakan_Health_Low_2.ogg "Ugh, that really hurt."

When placing Wards

 * NerdCabrakan_Ward_Placed_1.ogg "No one gets behind my firewall!"
 * NerdCabrakan_Ward_Placed_2.ogg "My glasses can't see everything!"

When buying Offensive Items

 * NerdCabrakan_Purchase_Recommended_1.ogg "Mmmm! That adds up nicely."
 * NerdCabrakan_Purchase_Recommended_2.ogg "Precisely!"

When buying Defensive Items

 * NerdCabrakan_Purchase_NotRecommended_1.ogg "Time to pwn these noobs!"
 * NerdCabrakan_Purchase_NotRecommended_2.ogg "Tankiness is next to godliness!"

When in a Killstreak

 * NerdCabrakan_Kill_Streak_1.ogg "What a noob!"
 * NerdCabrakan_Kill_Streak_2.ogg "Salt, salt everywhere! And not a drop to drink!"

When killing a Jungle Boss

 * NerdCabrakan_Kill_JungleBoss_1.ogg "Owned!"
 * NerdCabrakan_Kill_JungleBoss_2.ogg "Easy mode!"

When destroying a Tower

 * NerdCabrakan_Kill_Tower_1.ogg "Awright! Heheheheh!"
 * NerdCabrakan_Kill_Tower_2.ogg "Heh, for the win!"

Death

 * NerdCabrakan_Death_1.ogg "That's improbable!"
 * NerdCabrakan_Death_2.ogg "I'm reporting you for hacking!"

Taunts

 * NerdCabrakan_Taunt_1.ogg "Do you know all of Pi? Didn't think so! *Snort* *Snort*"
 * NerdCabrakan_Taunt_2.ogg "You look like you would actually fail an IQ test!"
 * NerdCabrakan_Taunt_3.ogg "I'll try and go slow for you guys so you understand!"

Directed Taunts

 * NerdCabrakan_Taunt_Directed_Anhur.ogg "Ah, too easy!" (Anhur)
 * NerdCabrakan_Taunt_Directed_Apollo.ogg "Too easy!" (Apollo)
 * NerdCabrakan_Taunt_Directed_Bacchus.ogg "Uh, you're trying too hard?" (Bacchus)
 * NerdCabrakan_Taunt_Directed_Cupid.ogg "Cry me a river, noob!" (Cupid)
 * NerdCabrakan_Taunt_Directed_Geb.ogg "You're trying too hard!" (Geb)
 * NerdCabrakan_Taunt_Directed_HeBo.ogg "So salty, too much MSG! Bleh." (He Bo)
 * NerdCabrakan_Taunt_Directed_Mercury.ogg "I can dance all day!" (Mercury)
 * NerdCabrakan_Taunt_Directed_Poseidon.ogg "So salty!" (Poseidon)
 * NerdCabrakan_Taunt_Directed_Rama.ogg "Too easy!" (Rama)
 * NerdCabrakan_Taunt_Directed_Scylla.ogg "Uh, cry me a river, noob!" (Scylla)
 * NerdCabrakan_Taunt_Directed_Sylvanus.ogg "You're trying too hard!" (Sylvanus)

Jokes

 * NerdCabrakan_Joke_1.ogg "I have a GF! ...Did I mention I had a girlfriend? Cuz' I do!"
 * NerdCabrakan_Joke_2.ogg "I'm not anti-social, I have friends in online places!"
 * NerdCabrakan_Joke_3.ogg "Your mom is so fat, the recursive function calculating her mass returns a stack overflow! Hehehe!"

Laughs

 * NerdCabrakan_laugh_1.ogg "*Nerd laugh*!"
 * NerdCabrakan_laugh_2.ogg "*More nerd laugh*!"
 * NerdCabrakan_laugh_3.ogg "El, oh, el!"